Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
- Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
- Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes: numbers 20 through 11. (Mr Skin)
- Cindy Crawford in a bikini. You liked it in 1992, and you’ll like it just as much in 2009. She must be drinking out of Brangelina’s sex grotto. (The Blemish)
- Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore almost crashed on a plane; live to Twitter again. (Anything Hollywood)
- Tiger Woods cut the cheese!!! (Gone Hollywood)
- Jessica Simpson enjoys a quaff or twelve at her hairdo dude’s birthday party. (Amy Grindhouse)
- 5 Movies John Hughes will be remembered fer. (Jezebel)
- Milla Jovovich collects knives. How Angelina 1998. (Daily Stab)
