What’s worse than getting dumped for Renee Zellweger? Getting dumped into the back of a car. And having, possibly, a flank of labia steak flap out. And having someone take a picture. And then having them blow it up. And then having them put it, full page, in the New York Post. The tabloids love painting Jennifer Aniston as a put-upon, unlovable sad sack spinster, but we’re not sure how this new persona is going to fly. Then again, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears made pretty decent careers out of flashing their poons near vehicles, so that shows how much we know.
