Remember when gun-toting, fame-fellating reality cretin Heidi Montag posed for Playboy, and did not technically get naked? Well, all you Heidi fans (hi, Spencer Pratt) out there may have one more chance. It sounds as if she’s gearing to haul her nuggets before the camera once again. According to US Weekly,
“Always leave them asking for more,” [Montag] said on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Tuesday. “Next time, I’ll have more to reveal.” Asked if she has a two- or three-part Playboy deal, she coyly replied, “Maybe.”
Though many of the photos were racy, she said she didn’t feel she compromised her Christianity. “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” she said. “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it… This was such a blessed experience.”
That’s a nice way to look at it. After all, our glorious Father did create Heidi’s sexy body. Except for the tits. Those are by Dr. Michael J. Schechter.
