Another shameless and self-promoting Heidi Montag bikini photo shoot. (Moe Jackson)
Ha ha — Brad Pitt burns Tom Cruise! (WIMB)
True Blood’s Mehcad Brookes does a triathlon shirtless. And coated in olive oil. (Socialite Life)
Coco’s new hairdo is a giant hair DON’T. (Hollywood Rag)
Wanna see the outline of Mickey Rourke’s ball sack through a pair of wet trunks? Here you go. (Holy Moly)
Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian go pubic public! (Scandalist)
Mena Suvari looks like she’s been hitting they gym. And the testosterone. (Glamzilla)
Need further proof Lady Gaga is a man? Get a load of that tape job. (The Blemish)
Katherine Heigl does something with her mouth other than smoke cigarettes or spew ungrateful crap. (Bricks and Stones)
Don’t believe the hype — “Inglourious Basterds” wallows in its own poop. (Pajiba)
Natalia Vodianova lingerie AND swimsuit photoshoots. I’ll get a pen and some carbons for your thank yous. (UseMyComputer)
Michael Bay directs the Victoria’s Secret models and nothing explodes! Except maybe your penis. (popoholic)
I’m 87% positive that’s Jennifer Aniston’s vagina. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Kristin Stewart talks about getting naked on James Gandolfini’s lap. Fetch me a fucking basin already. (CelebNewsWire)
See how Ice-T repairs an i-Mac. (Celebrity Odor)
Taylor Swift may in fact be part simian. (CelebSlam)
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