We’ve all heard of the boy who cried “wolf”, but Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are the couple who cried “divorce”. They file papers, then retract them. Over and over again. We’ve got divorce blue balls! Now, our testicles ache anew, as more papers have been filed. People has the story:
Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from her husband Sean Penn, PEOPLE has learned. The papers, filed in Marin County, Calif., on Aug. 12, state that “both parties have already agreed to [shared] custody” over their minor son, Hopper Jack, 16, and that “the estranged couple have already agreed to division of all property.”
That’s a shame. Let’s send them a sympathy card. Or a Crate and Barrel egg separator from their “getting back together” registry. Christ on a crutch. We don’t even know any more.
